Oh, I had one of those once

So no sooner had I said I have no time for you do I find myself sitting idly with nothing better to do but write something... But what? You already know what’s going on lately, and no doubt it bored you to tears.
With a lack of things to rant about, I figured I should create something new, a whole new category of rants you might say. So on to product reviews, not of anything specific you understand, and bear in mind I rarely see fit to spend my money on anything other than takeaways (Notoriously hard to review when its gone in a half hour) so there may well continue to be a lack of updates but at least it gives me an infinite pot of things to generally diss.